Don Sinleone - The Family Business Tee

Respect the Don. Fear the wrinkles. Never ask where his pants went.
 
Every crime family has a boss. Ours weighs a few pounds, has absolutely no shame, and conducts his business completely naked.
 
Meet Don Sinleone, the Pink Palace's resident mob boss, professional intimidation specialist, and alleged mastermind behind a criminal enterprise built on extortion, stolen treats, and aggressively enforced lap occupancy.
 
This black tee features three suspiciously adorable Sphynx associates and the name of the man who taught them that loyalty is everything, snitches get stitches, and pants are a sign of weakness.
Perfect for loyal members of the Sin Bin, aspiring mob wives, and anyone who understands that the most dangerous criminals are the ones you willingly let sleep in your bed.
 
WARNING: Wearing this shirt may be interpreted as an oath of allegiance. The Don expects tribute in the form of treats, heated blankets, and unquestioning loyalty. Attempts to leave the family will be met with prolonged eye contact and a suspiciously warm puddle in your shoe.
 
All proceeds support Pink Palace Sphynx's Second Touch initiative and our separately funded rescue and TNVR work. Your purchase helps us do some actual good while publicly endorsing organized naked crime.