Graveyard Shift - Pink Palace Werekitten Division

Graveyard Shift Tee – Pink Palace Werekitten Division
Some babies arrive with a birth announcement. Ours arrive with a summoning ritual.
Welcome to the Graveyard Shift, where the maternity ward operates after dark, the staff may or may not have a pulse, and La Flèche is preparing to unleash an entirely new generation of supernatural workplace violations.
 
This black tee features a mischievous little werekitten peeking over the GRAVEYARD SHIFT lettering, complete with a crescent moon, stars, and the official Pink Palace Werekitten Division insignia.
Perfect for anyone who has followed the unfolding madness, pledged allegiance to the werekittens, or simply accepts that sleep is a privilege the undead no longer enjoy.
Wear it proudly. You're officially on the night shift. And remember: if you hear scratching from inside the walls, you're already late for work.
 
WARNING: Wearing this shirt constitutes voluntary enlistment in La Flèche’s Graveyard Shift. Duties may include supervising six unlicensed necromancers, answering summons from deceased employees, and removing unidentified skeletal remains from the maternity ward. Overtime is mandatory. Compensation is nonexistent. Resignation requires written approval from La Flèche, three witnesses, and a death certificate. Being dead does not excuse you from your shift.💀
 
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