Meow-G Board
Finally, a way to communicate with the other side without having to explain to your cat why you're talking to an empty corner of the room.
Introducing the Meow-G Board, the only séance equipment specifically designed for creatures who already spend six hours a day staring at things you cannot see.
Part Ouija board, part cat toy, part deeply questionable household decision, this delightfully cursed creation is filled with premium catnip, because apparently giving an animal access to the spirit realm wasn't reckless enough. We also decided to get it high.
Featuring a colorful mystical alphabet, celestial symbols, an adorable feline spirit guide, and a soft, movable planchette, the Meow-G Board transforms ordinary playtime into a full-blown paranormal investigation.
Simply lay out the mat, invite your cat to make contact, and watch as they reveal messages from beyond the veil. Possible communications include:
F-E-E-D-M-E
Y-O-U-R-B-E-D-I-S-M-I-N-E
T-H-E-D-O-G-K-N-O-W-S
G-E-T-O-U-T-O-F-M-Y-H-O-U-S-E
The board also features a cozy purple reverse side, perfect for when your little occultist finishes summoning the damned and needs somewhere comfortable to sleep off the experience.
Includes: Meow-G play mat filled with premium catnip, plush reverse side, soft planchette toy, and instructions for conducting your very own feline séance. Recommended for cats six months and older, with human supervision.
⚠️ OFFICIAL PINK PALACE WARNING: Pink Palace Sphynx accepts no responsibility for unexplained scratching inside walls, furniture rearranging itself at 3 a.m., spontaneous Latin chanting, or the appearance of deceased relatives demanding to know why you've spent money on a Ouija board for a cat. If your cat successfully summons an entity, please remember that YOU are responsible for feeding it. We already have enough mouths to feed around here.
All proceeds support our Second Touch initiative, helping place emotional support animals with survivors of touch-based trauma, as well as our separately funded rescue and TNVR initiatives.
Because sometimes doing a little good requires opening a tiny portal to Hell.
