Sin Bin Evidence Bag

SIN BIN OFFICIAL EVIDENCE BAG
Every crime scene needs an evidence bag. Especially when the suspects are naked, the witnesses have been bribed with Churu, and the entire criminal organization weighs less than a Thanksgiving turkey.
Straight from the Pink Palace Sin Bin comes the Official Evidence Bag, perfect for transporting stolen goods, confiscated treats, suspicious documents, and whatever Don Sinleone insists his attorney told him to destroy.
Featuring our signature pink Sin Bin design, this tote is a proud declaration of your association with the world's most shameless organized crime family.
Ideal for shopping, carrying cat supplies, or collecting evidence against the tiny felons currently running your household.
 
WARNING: Possession of this bag may constitute affiliation with the Sin-dicate. Greed reserves the right to inspect its contents, Sister Hallelujah may demand a tithe, and Don Sinleone denies any knowledge of the merchandise.
 
All sales are final. The evidence has already been tampered with.
 
Every purchase helps support our Second Touch initiative, which places emotional support animals with survivors of touch-based trauma, as well as our independently funded rescue and TNVR efforts.